There is no quitting the mob October 28, 2009
We have a new principal at our school, yet again. I would have called the last one (who replaced Jones temporarily until the next principal) unhelpful and also mediocre if she hadn’t gotten up in front of the entire school and sworn (LOL). Any how we have a new principal, I noticed when he got up to speak, it wasn’t the usual negative ‘this school is made of failure’ crap we normally get (even if the school IS made of failure, I expect at least the principal to retain a positive attitude!) and he used large words frequently, ones that half the school wouldn’t understand. His appearance is not entirely unlike John A. Gotti (take the glasses away and add a few years). A mafia boss that had been arrested recently. Maybe it was the tie and suit, but it just struck me that the new principal looked a lot like Gotti. So I decided to tell him that. I had no idea how he’d take it.
. He greeted me and Melinda in a ‘I’m trying to show you that I really care’ kind of way that reminded me of a politician in an election year. He asked our names and acted chirpy and eager. I told him he looked like Gotti. It turned out the man had a sense of humour. And he seemed to actually be happy about managing our school.
“No no no no no, I’m not Gotti.”
“Aww! But if you were mafia there would be no more fights at the school!”
“Yes, but their solutions are a bit too permanent.”
“Haha! Put concrete on your feet and throw you into the sea!”
“Heh. Yes. Concrete shoes.”
As he was leaving he said something about putting a .44 magnum back in his pocket. Then as he was walking past, I waved over enthusiastically in a half sarcastic way. He waved back then made an imaginary gun with his hand and pointed it at me. I think he might be a good principal, partly because he seems relatively intelligent, partly because he seems optimistic. But mostly because he looks like Gotti (And that’s awesome). Don’t quote me though, you never know what might happen.
Also I am drawing a picture of my family as mafia and it might include a story. I came up with the idea before the whole Gotti thing started. =P
“There is no quitting the mob,” the former Bonanno family capo told jurors in federal court in Manhattan. “We’re not Microsoft.” - Gotti witness: ‘There is no quitting the mob’
The Principal You Refered To In The First Part Of Your Story Is A Very Nice Woman And She Was Very Helpful How Dare You Call Her Bland We Are Tight As Man! And Mr Bradford Is Totally Cool
Must you write like that? I said she wasn’t bland, she stood up and swore in front of the whole school lol. Anyway she wasn’t helpful to me, instead of letting me know that the people who had punched Eli right before my eyes had been punished, she said that it was none of my business. That’s really not very helpful at all. And yeah so far he seems pretty cool.